Six:
I'm coming for you. My style is impetuous. My defense is impregnable, and I'm just ferocious. I want your heart. I want to eat your children. Praise be to Allah!
I want to rip your hearts out and feed them to you. I want to kill people. I want to rip your stomachs out and eat your children.
You're all sweet. I'm going to make sure you kiss me with those big lips. I'm gonna make you my girlfriend.
I paid a zoo to re-open it just for me. When I got in to the gorilla cage there was one big silverback gorilla bullying all the other gorillas. They were so powerful but their eyes were like an innocent infant. I offered the attendent $10,000 to open the cage and let me smash that silverback's snotbox!
I really dig Hannibul. Hannibul had real guts. He rode elephants into Cartilage.
Yours,
Occam's Razor
2018-19 Conference Honors & Awards
7 years ago
You seem awfully motivated to make the playoffs, Razor. I don't see you fading into Bolivion any time soon.
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