"They callin me an alien
a big-headed astronaut
Maybe it's because yo boy
Yeezy get ass a lot"
-Kanye West
You thought a Kanye West-Tom Landry cross-reference was outside of my wheelhouse? Guess again. I'll admit that I'm not exactly sure what that quote means, but it feels like it perfectly describes Steve's season so far. Girls, Steve is operating on another level, and we're all suffering for it.
I got an up-close-and-personal look at Steve's mastery this week. With Cam Newton on bye, Steve simply picked up another rookie QB, and the Red Rocket garnered 20 fantasy points. He slid Julio Jones into his lineup because Peyton Hillis and Montario Hardesty were both injured. Result? How about 33 points from his rookie WR? Am I bitter? Absolutely, but that bitterness is overshadowed by mad respect.
Steve has depth and star power, and he's sitting alone in first place. I award him Week 9's Landry Hat, and I admit that it's long overdue. He's also the front-runner for manager of the year (is that an award?). I don't know if I still have a shot at the hypothetical manager of the year award, but I like my chances in the "wait, Jason really started Dallas Clark again?" trophy (accepting charitable contributions in the form of tight ends)
Agreed, Children. At UPG, we have a united front opposing all illicit activity that falls within the purview of the Racketeer Influenced and Corrupt Organization Act. Well said.
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