I am no longer a law student who puts his work off until Sunday afternoon. I am no longer a student whose bank account is heaviest during the fall season after a summer of full-time employment. As of next week I am an unemployed, broke, twenty-five year old living with his parents in Henderson, Kentucky.
For me, it's the most depressing future I could have imagined. (I had such promise.) For you, it means an already established, gold and silver trophy-winning fantasy football manager has more free time on his hands than he could possibly use to wank off. Scary thought.
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ReplyDeleteWhen you start out 0-3 and Ray can no longer stand the sight of you in his home, you can come live with me. You will have to tutor our basketball team, cut the grass, and make me lots of grilled cheeses. And I will not allow you to kill yourself in my home.
ReplyDeletePoor TP. What a pity. At least Yahoo will allow free live scoring this year. That at least gives him one thing to look forward to.
ReplyDeleteDid you find an unsent e-mail that I wrote to you guys last year and publish it on the blog?
ReplyDeleteI am a huge fan of the HAL 9000 moniker. Bravo, good boy. I look forward to your team name for the upcoming season. Have you thought about using HAL 9000 for that purpose as well?
ReplyDeleteYes, there is a good possibility HAL 9000 becomes my fantasy team name as well. Or at the least some play on HAL 9000. Maybe I need to watch the movie again for some ideas.
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