October 5, 2011

Occupy UPG Representing the 91.666%


When a small percentage of person hijack our Fantasy System for comic profit we must group together and sleep in city squares and democratically oust he who have hijacked our blog and rightfully comment on player trends in the land of fantasy football.

In my other league, which I am doing very well, ESPN has a rating for adding and dropping of players. I think it is the change in percentage of ownership. Yahoo! might have it but I just don't know where to find it.


TOP 5 Trending Pick Ups

Nate Washington +36.1 Got him in my other league for FREE.

Jason Hanson +30.6 This one seems knee jerk. I doubt the Cowboys will have more games where they only score field goals. But, will they? They do look like shit. I was very happy to see my man Romo Occupy Cowboys Stadium and ignore Jerry Capitalist after the game.

Giants Def +28.3 I disagree with this one. Scott, your opinion?

Victor Cruz +17.6

Denarius Moore +17 Looks like a good pick up against Seattle. I guess he can go back to his job as a hedge fund manager.



Bottom 5 Minus obvious injuries.

Kenny Britt -32.8 Obvious injury. Just wanted to bring it up. Scott, your opinion?

Josh Brown -13.8 I'm really glad we don't have kickers.

Ben Tate -11.5 I need someone else to comment on this one. This is my introduction to Ben Tate?

Nate Burleson -11.2 Biscuit Pants, I think you should drop him or group a trade with me for one of your other players I'm surprised are doing well enough for that 3-1 record. I am also resentful how your high opinion of the Chiefs Pre-season and that jersey influenced my draft. I'll get revenge somehow. Who is this girl your sleeping with?

Patriots Def -10.1

2 comments:

  1. This is motherfucking treason, discussing another league on our blog. What the hell?
    Anyway, I think the Giants' D is looking up with Osi, Tuck, and JPP leading the rush up front. It's especially looking up with the likes of Tavaris Jackson staring down the gun-barrel. Kenny Britt...such a promising young man (on the field anyway). It looked like he was getting his act together. Chances are, without a football season to keep him busy, he lands in a little hot water.

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