October 26, 2011

The John Buonadonna Pointless Rankings of the Week

1. Pork n Beans +106
2. The Black Popes +97
3. Biscuit Pants +34
4. Priapism +28
5. Team Ramrod + 25
6. Occam's Razor + 24
7. Extra Black - 12
8. Mike Brown - 30
9. Lil' Sebastions - 41
10. Cauliflower Horizon - 57
11. Mussolini's Meanies - 69
12. TalentlessPricks - 105


Also:

1. Blinds +59
2. Socks + 11
3. Noise +3
4. Fossils -2
5. Salads -9
6. Knobs on Cabinets -43
Written by HAL 9000 at 2:59 PM

5 comments:

  1. CommissionerOctober 26, 2011 at 7:14 PM

    I accept your apology.

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  2. CommissionerOctober 26, 2011 at 7:17 PM

    You liked my data analysis so much you have realized its importance and decided to post it again this week. And in a way, said sorry to the Commish.
    Ssshhhh... you don't have to say it verbatim, I know whose heart you're looking to mend.

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  3. LurkerNovember 1, 2011 at 12:35 PM

    Is that last part a reference to the movie Congo? I think that's where the professor finds all the cabinets with no knobs and realizes the apes have developed advanced intelligence.

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  4. LurkerNovember 2, 2011 at 10:54 AM

    I watched Congo last night. Yep definitely a Congo reference. Although the scene was a little different from what I wrote. Congo is totally in my wheelhouse.

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  5. Samwise Gan-GNovember 2, 2011 at 12:07 PM

    Have you seen planets of apes?

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