Mount Rushmore of Murray

Well done, DeMarco. After your incendiary performance on Sunday, you joined Chad Michael, Bill, and Murray Hewitt on the Mount Rushmore of Murray. I'm sure Kyle is disappointed that he's been relegated to the second tier, but chin up, Kyle, the Mount Rushmore of Murray is an ambulatory digital sculpture. You pull off another one of your classic Milton Berle comebacks and Chad Michael will be kicked to the curb. And it's not like I left Kyle amongst the dregs of society...

(Kyle, Murray State University, tennis sensation Andy Murray, singer Ann Murray, and the lovable canine companion from the hit sitcom "Mad About You")

In other news, Scott gets this week's Landry Hat. With a level of blind faith that can only be associated with the likes of Tim Tebow, he traded away Matt Stafford in an effort to upgrade his receivers. We also can't ignore Scott's unbelievable curse on John's team. John lost by only four in a game where McFadden got hurt in the first quarter and delivered a goose egg. He also received Matt Stafford and Santana Moss in a trade from Scott, only to have those two injured within about six hours of the trade being finalized. Steve also gets recognition for gutting it out during a difficult bye week, and getting a nice win to take sole possession of first place.

Brandon, your Bicycle Man video from "Different Strokes" garners you whatever the opposite of the Landry Hat would be (accepting submissions). My water bill is going to be insane after taking about forty hot showers since I watched it. Why did the audience keep laughing despite Bicycle Man's lascivious intentions? Why?!