Hollywood legend Milton Berle was allegedly somewhat notorious for his prominent male member. A popular tale told within elite circles of society is that once, while at a party, a young upstart approached Berle. He explained that he’d heard of Berle’s well-endowment, but that he doubted that Berle could measure up to him. Berle accepted the challenge and each man unzipped his pants and revealed themselves to witnesses. Berle won, but it was close. One of Berle’s friends pointed out that very little separated the two competitors. Berle retorted, “I only pulled out enough to win.”
After two victories with the second lowest point totals during the week, I am affectionately nicknaming my squad the "Milton Berles." I’m not formally changing the name—you don’t do that when you’re miraculously 4-1. You just appreciate what’s happening and hope that all your good luck isn’t wasted on the first month of the season. All that said, I feel like the Double Rainbows are just about due for a week where we score 130…and lose.
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