Finally, the second championship

Over the past two years it has become customary for the champion to accept his championship through a formal statement on this blog. That is exactly what I intend to do now.

First, I'm deeply humbled to stand before you as league champion. If I told you I didn't think I would be back on top, I'd be lying. So I'm not going to tell you that. The truth is - I always knew I would be back on top. Because I'm cream. Creamier than Brandon.

This was a fantastic season, and it wouldn't have been possible without all of you, my children. It was your passion, grit, and determination that I will remember the most from this season. And the large trophy.

Finally, I want to thank the Kansas City Chiefs, who knocked six of you out of the game in week one. I would also like to thank Tyler for failing to make a pick in week three and forfeiting a chance at the championship. This large, proud trophy would mean little to me if it were not won in your presence. Until next year,

Taylor (Gentlemen's Game Survivor League Champion!!!!!!!!!)