Ring of Elders: Week 2

Gentlemen,

I apologize for not getting this up sooner. Last week you were introduced to the process by which we will elect a Ring of Elders for our fair league. While I was more than a little worried that you fine gentlemen would not take to this somewhat vague idea, I am happy to announce that you have all but set a mandate that this exercise must continue. Two of you cast votes for Week 1's nominee – Brother Man. Two more abstained on the grounds that they were not allowed to watch Brother Man's antics in the mid-90s. Five of you could not find the time or the motivation to cast a vote.

For now Brother Man stands alone on the Mount Rushmore of the Gentlemen's Game. Three spots remain, and, of course, Brother Man's perch is only provisional and is by all estimations quite precarious.

Having fairly evaluated the candidacy of Brother Man, I would now like you to turn your attention to the nominee for Week 2...

David Icke



Aliases: One would think that someone espousing the ideas Icke pedals would have an alias, but, alas, Icke hides behind no nom de plume.

Enemies: an undefined “they”, a conspiratorial “them”

Historical Antecedent: Walt Disney?

Memorable Quote: “I am a channel for the Christ spirit. The title was given to me very recently by the Godhead.”

Likes: connecting the dots, Canadians, ayahuasca

Dislikes: the global elite, lizard people, haters

from Wikipedia: British writer and public speaker who has devoted himself since 1990 to researching “who and what is really controlling the world.” Former professional football player, reporter, television sports presenter, and spokesman for the Green party, he is the author of 20 books explaining his views. In 1999, he published The Biggest Secret, in which he wrote that the Illuminati are a race of reptilian humanoids known as the Babylonian Brotherhood, and that many prominent figures are reptilian, including George W. Bush, Queen Elizabeth II, Kris Kristofferson, and Boxcar Willie. In an interview on the Terry Wogan Show broadcast 29 April 1991, he announced that he was “the son of God,” and that Britain would be devastated by tidal waves and earthquakes. Icke states that the reptilians walk erect and appear to be human, living not only on the planets they come from, but also in caverns and tunnels under the earth. They have cross-bred with humans, creating “hybrids” who are “possessed” by the full-blooded reptilians. The reptiles' hybrid reptilian-human DNA allows them to change from reptilian to human form if they consume human blood.

UPG moment: Tony Blair does look like a turtle.



decidely un-UPG moment: not so much a moment as the general opinion that Icke is anti-semitic