Recon to Norman

I went to Norman, OK tonight for two things. 1. Look at college women, they are still pretty awesome. 2. Hopefully find Adrian Peterson's kryptonite and use it in my match-up this weekend. It was hidden deep in a campus building. Scott must have known my plans - he surrounded the treasure with large-breasted, scantily-clad security guardladies. It's a new day, I resisted and I'm out for AP this weekend.