Weird Week

If you had told me that Tim Hightower would be the Cardinals leading receiver, that the Chicago-Green Bay score would be 3-2 at the half, that Ricky Williams would be a bigger fantasy producer than Michael Turner and Ronnie Brown, that the Bills were a bone-headed fumble away from beating the Patriots in the 4th, and that Oakland would give San Diego all it could handle, that Fred Jackson would make the Patriots his bitch, that Devin Hester would outscore Calvin Johnson, and that Baltimore would have a worse defensive showing against KC than Oakland did against San Diego, and that my QB, wide receivers, and tight end would combine for 16 points yet I would go on to put up the highest score of the week by 20 points, I would have punched you in the mouth for being a bitch. Fortunately no one said all of that to me, because I would have some serious apologizing to do today.
The only thing that wasn't weird was The Purple Jesus being the high scorer of the week. Get used to that Gents.