Gentlemen, I am pleased to announce that Everett has accepted the invitation to join our league and complete the dectet of teams vying for fantasy supremacy. Everett is a newly-wed and will be bringing his boyish good looks, piercing blue eyes, luscious mat of leg hair, and his will to dominate to Gentlemen’s Game II. Please welcome our newest league-mate, and breathe a sigh of relief knowing that a viable tenth team has entered the fray.
For those who need to know more about Everett, he’s an Aries, an electrical engineer/attorney, and he witnessed the drunkest night of my life. He enjoys red wine but hates being sucker punched. He is married to the lovely Ashley, which means five members of the league have a significant other whose first name starts with “A.” But far be it for me to ruin the wonderful surprises that will enchant us in our journey to acquaint ourselves with Everett the fantasy football manager.
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ReplyDeleteWelcome Everett
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ReplyDeleteWell played, 9000. Well played indeed.
ReplyDeleteLet's get this party started.
ReplyDeleteThat might be the gayest picture I have ever seen. It looks like a gay painting promoting the Neverending Story...but goddamn, it is so right for this occasion!
ReplyDeleteHey, I kind of like the picture.... But then again, I am partially gay.
ReplyDeleteThat's okay, I think we're all part gay.
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