Keeper Announcement

Hear Ye, Hear Ye! I would like to announce to the surprise of everyone in this league that I am keeping the league's best running back (Adrian 'All Day' Peterson), and (as I am sure this year will prove) the league's best wide receiver (Calvin 'Megatron' Johnson).

I fully expect Mr. Peterson to live up to his own expectations of rushing for 2,000 yards this season, and obliterating anyone and everyone who stands in his way (and, thus, everyone who stands in my way).

I also fully expect Megatron to improve on last year's performance with a more solid running game in place, a not very much improved defense, and Scott Linehan calling the plays. He too will squash all opposition.

I am very much looking forward to this season.

By the way, I just read an article about Larry Fitzgerald's passion for fantasy football. He passed on taking himself last year, by the way.

I guess not everyone weighed in on what to do about the keepers, but I heard no opposition. If you send me your keepers via email, I will post them on the blog as soon as I receive everyone's.