July 31, 2011

Updated Rankings Alert

Round 1

Arian Foster
Adrian Peterson
Chris Johnson
Jamaal Charles
Ray Rice
Michael Turner
Rashard Mendenhall
Andre Johnson
Aaron Rodgers
LeSean McCoy
Michael Vick
Darren McFadden

Round 2


Larry Fitzgerald
Calvin Johnson
Roddy White
Maurice Jones-Drew
Frank Gore
Hakeem Nicks
Drew Brees
Peyton Manning
Shonn Greene
Matt Forte
Steven Jackson
Reggie Wayne


Round 3


Peyton Hillis
Philip Rivers
Miles Austin
Ahmad Bradshaw
Greg Jennings
Tom Brady
Mike Wallace
Tony Romo
Mike Williams
Vincent Jackson
Ryan Mathews
Dwayne Bowe



Round 4

LeGarrette Blount
DeSean Jackson
Antonio Gates
DeAngelo Williams
Dez Bryant
Jeremy Maclin
Brandon Lloyd
Matt Schaub
Stevie Johnson
Ben Roethlisberger
Mark Ingram
Brandon Marshall


July 26, 2011

Items to be addressed

1. I see that we are still scheduled to have the championship in Week 17.  We have already agreed to not do this, so this should be changed, which leads to...
2. Do we keep a 6 team playoff with the two highest seeds getting a bye in week one?  In a league this size, it seems that the playoff should be at least between 6 teams, in which case, playoffs would occur weeks 14, 15, and 16.

Player Rankings and Keeper Cost

Here are the players and their keeper costs.  I also assigned the players to their current owners.  I did this from memory so there may be errors, but, I doubt it, because I did this from memory.


1st Round

1.   Foster (Taylor)
2.   Peterson (Scott)
3.   Chris Johnson (Everett)
4.   Charles (Tyler)
5.   Jones-Drew (Steve)
6.   Turner (Jason)
7.   Rice (Steve)
8.   Andre Johnson (Jimmy)
9.   Mendenhall (Jason)
10. Rodgers (Taylor)
11. McCoy (Everett)
12. Calvin Johnson (Scott)

2nd Round

13. Vick (Scott)
14. White (Ben)
15. McFadden (John)
16. Gore (Everett)
17. Nicks (Steve)
18. Fitzgerald (Ben)
19. Brees (Jimmy)
20. P. Manning (Ben)
21. Jennings (Tyler)
22. Hillis (Taylor)
23. S. Jackson (Brandon)
24. Rivers (Brandon)

3rd Round

25. Forte (John)
26. Greene (Tyler)
27. Austin (Tyler)
28. Brady (Steve)
29. Bowe (Everett)
30. Bradshaw (Ben)
31. Wallace (Ben)
32. Romo (Jason)
33. Blount (Scott)
34. Wayne (John)
35. D. Jackson (John)
36. M. Williams (Tyler) 

4th Round

37. V. Jackson (Ben)
38. Gates (Jason)
39. Mathews (Taylor)
40. D. Williams (Jason)
41. Finley
42. Stewart (Scott)
43. Bryant (Scott)
44. Maclin (Jason)
45. Roethlisberger (Tyler)
46. Schaub (Everett)
47. Marshall (Taylor)
48. Ryan (Brandon)

July 25, 2011

Football is back

Time to get to work.  The next few weeks will be busy for all of us.  I expect the big board on Yahoo will be updated by the end of next week taking into account the free agent moves that will likely occur this week.  That gives precious little time to decide on keepers, etc.

February 13, 2011

OLD MAN for YOUR COMMISIONER

It is time for a change. Tunisia, Egypt, UPG. The history books will note those as the most influential revolutions in the 21st century. All countries whose citizenry begrudgingly forced to live under the rule of autocratic leaders who are slow to make progressive changes in the law of the land and grant liberties to their people. All countries whose populous spoke up for change and demanded a better life for their brothers and pirates.

This is my announcement for candidacy for commissioner of the UPG.
Why me? Because of this:



I simply look like a league commissioner. Look at it... It is me and a private jet with an overcoat. If ever there were a commissioner it would be a man who travels on private jets and wears black overcoats.

I really don't make any promises to make the league better - I just challenge anyone to produce a photo of themselves looking more commissioner-like than me. Any one else here ever flown on a private jet? Doubt it. You know who has? Commissioner Roger S. Goodell and me.

That is my challenge to you all. A new commissioner must be named and the man who can present himself as the most commissioner-like gets the position. My first choice is this version of myself who takes private jets and limosines to Chicago for an afternoon just because.

January 10, 2011

End of Season Thoughts (mostly rambling)

I have put Taylor's name on the ball, so it's official.  A picture will be forthcoming.  Congrats to him on a solid season.  I will try to forgive Steve this offseason for making Taylor so powerful.  One thing's for sure though, Steve is set up pretty nicely for next season already, especially if the Ravens release McGahee. 

Let's get this out of the way from the beginning. All of the following assumes the CBA is taken care of and there are no shenanigans this offseason lasting into next season.  For the love of everything holy, if our game is put on hiatus I don't know what I'll do with myself.  I don't have basketball like most of you assholes.  

I don't see Michael Bush staying in Black and Silver, and I think the Bengals make the most sense as a likely landing spot.  If that's the case, Tyler will be in good position with Charles and Bush as keepers.  And for that I applaud Tyler's decision to pick up Bush late in the season. 

Speaking of Charles, I love that guy.  He is one of my favorite players to watch play the game.  And I mean ever.  He moves so smoothly and quickly.  It's simply beautiful to watch him run. And the man is averaging over 6 yards per carry.  That's Jim Brown territory.  In fact, if his playoff game had counted, he would have surpassed the legend's average YPC over a season.  It was a travesty that he only received 9 totes against the Ravens.  I read that Todd Haley took over play calling at the half even though the Chiefs were trailing by three.  He's a dick anyway.  I can't stand to look at his face.

Key skill players in flux this offseason: DeAngelo Williams/Jonathan Stewart, Ronnie Brown, Ricky Williams, Pierre Thomas, Sidney Rice, Vincent Jackson, Michael Bush, Cedric Benson, Vince Young, Malcolm Floyd, and McGahee?.  These are all valuable players in my opinion.  Obviously I would have to rate Williams/Stewart, Bush, Rice, and Jackson as the most valuable for our purposes.   

Players I expect big things from next year (outside of the obvious): [Williams, Benn, Blount, and Freeman] (TB), [Megatron, Pettigrew, Best, and "Glass-shoulders" Stafford] (Det), Marshawn Lynch, Jimmy Graham, Danario Alexander, and Dez Bryant.  If Hakeem Nicks and Kenny Britt can stay healthy, those two will be megastars (contingent upon Britt not being thrown to by Rusty Smith).

There is no way Hillis matches this year's production.  Montario Hardesty will definitely be a factor next year. I do think Brandon Lloyd has the skills to continue to be a success.  That guy's a baller.  I cannot believe he's never caught on anywhere else before.  I also think Mike Vick will continue to produce at a high level for the Eagles, especially if they address their O-line deficiencies.

I am very interested to see what the Redskins do at tailback this offseason.  I don't see Torain as the answer. If they can get someone like DeAngelo or Bush, I would be very interested in that backfield.  We have seen what a Shanahan-inspired scheme can do for a runner who is someone I would rate as the middle of the pack in terms of talent at starting tailback (Arian Foster).  In case you're interested, I would rate these backs higher in terms of talent: Peterson, Charles, Johnson, Rice, Stewart, Williams, Mendenhall, and McCoy.  But, I must say that Foster works very well in that scheme.  Just as one QB might perform better in a West Coast Offense than a run-first offense (see Rich Gannon), certain runners fit schemes very well.

I am also interested to see what happens in Miami.  I don't see either RB returning next year.   

Finally, if I had to choose my dream team of skill players (not for fantasy but real life) this list would be as follows (keep in mind this is a team of great players who will be good now and will get better):
QB: Aaron Rodgers (Backed up by Sam Bradford who is much better than the Seahawks game would lead you to believe in case you didn't watch the Rams play at all this season.)
RB1: Adrian Peterson
RB2: Jamaal Charles
WR1: Calvin Johnson
WR2: Hakeem Nicks
WR3: Percy Harvin
TE: Vernon Davis
K: Yeah right! Fuck Kickers!

Feel free to comment and disagree.

December 20, 2010

2011 Draft Order and Potential Changes

Just for the sake of clarity, I would like to make a post detailing the 2011 draft order, which is based on final regular season standings:

1. Everett
2. Taylor
3. John
4. Brandon
5. Jason
6. Scott
7. Ben
8. Tyler
9. Jim
10. Steve

In addition to excitement of knowing the draft order, I wanted to go ahead and bring up a couple of issues that I believe should be discussed in the offseason. I think the new waiver wire setup worked well, but if anyone has ideas on how to improve that, those would most certainly be welcome. My issue this year is with the trade deadline. We can make trades during the entire offseason, but we cut off the ability to make trades coming down the stretch for playoff pushes. I think we can either completely remove the trade deadline or at least make the playoffs the only time when trades are not allowable. With the limited ability to make pickups due to the waiver set up, trades are really the only way you have control over how to improve your team down the stretch. Plus it’s exciting to try to come up with crafty trade scenarios, so the trade deadline removes some of the fun from the season. What say you, pirate gents?

My second issue is that we need to set up the league to make sure the championship is in Week 16. This Week 17 setup is no good because nobody goes with a full strength roster in Week 17. It’s like having the championship during an unpredictable bye week. The method of changing that setup is up to debate, but we need to ensure that Week 16 is the week that decides the league champion. I know that change only affects Taylor and one other person each season, but it’s still important to get it right. Thoughts?