More Pol Pot

A conversation via text with John last night:

Me: I'm in interested in acquiring matt ryan from u.  U give me ryan we swap picks.  Say u get my 10th I get your 12th.  Something like that.  Just a thought but I am considering it and wanted to see what u think.

John: No you aren't considering that.  Is this a litmus test for the kind of trade Ill make

John: For the worst trades possible.

Me: ? Are you keeping matt ryan?

Me: I figured u weren't keeping ryan and that you'd rather move up a couple spots than get nothing for him.

Me: I thought that if u kept a qb it would be stafford.

John: Yeah.  Youre right.  That text is a canned text message i send out when people ask me for trades.  Everyone gets it first.

John: Im hoping someone will admit to trying to pull one over on me.

John: So you passed.  Ill look at that.  Do I have matt ryan?