King S#!& of F^@% Mountain

I've made it to the top, figuratively.
I never knew how awesome it was to completely stand alone as the best until now. In no other arena of life have I ever stood completely alone as the best. Never did I think I would be excited about winning in our league, but when it hits you, it really hits you. Taylor, Jason, Scott, am I right? I mean it is a feeling like no other. I guess this means I am in on the secret emails.
Monday Night Football has become my new favorite thing. My new favorite thing to get blitzed to while I crush all opposition. Those are beers filled with elation, wine stuff with the desire to win and (not pictured here) oatmeal with ground flaxseed that gives me the foresight to pick the very best team in the league.
Let this photo act as a reminder to you all that this is the pillar of your Gentlemen's League; the shining light atop your pedestal of fantasy football. When you talk about your league to people outside of our circle of friends just remember, this is your leader, your forerunner, your shepard. This is the result of all of your hard work in the off season - all of your planning, your trades, all of your sweat and tears resulted in this.
- Your one and only undefeated team in the UPG